What not to do in Yellowstone (bison chases family)

I’ve been camping in Yellowstone for years now, and it never ceases to amaze me how some folks don’t seem to understand how dangerous the animals are.

This poor kid was pretty close to being stomped to death by a bison:

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The family was way too close. Bison are Yellowstone’s most dangerous animals.

Rather than playing “chicken” with Yellowstone’s wildlife with your iPhone and 3x zoom camera, invest in a long lens/DSLR or a portable with a 10x optical lens. It’s much better for you and the animals. A long time ago I used to shoot with a Canon S2. That little consumer-tank with its 12x optical lens did everything (including video), and I could keep a safe distance from Yellowstone’s mighty bison. I ended up giving it to my girlfriend at the time, and she still uses it to this day.

Pine Creek fire, Gallatin National Forest, Montana

Major bummer. Fire season continues in Montana, thanks to very little rain.

The Gallatin National Forest is my “church”, and I am saddened to see all these fires. I had planned to be in the Rockies as of September 3rd, but I’ve been forced to push the trip back to the 25th. The following time lapse video is why:

Pine Creek Fire from Audrey Hall on Vimeo.

To offer some perspective, those mountains rise six thousand feet over the plains. That’s four Sears towers end on end.

The good news is the Pine Creek fire now has a 30% containment level, which is much better than the 5% from two days ago.

This is a special place, and incredibly rare in the lower 48. The Gallatin National Forest contains 1.8 million acres of mountains, forests, and streams, with the 944,000 acre Absaroka-Beartooth Wilderness making up the core. The forest is home to numerous rare species such as grizzly bears, wolverine, wolves, lynx, fisher, and goshawk. Even cooler, the Gallatin National Forest borders Yellowstone to the south,in effect creating the 18 million acre Yellowstone Ecosystem, the wildest and most intact ecosystem in the lower 48.

I have traveled to many unique and interesting places, and the Gallatin National Forest is at the top of the list. Hopefully, September will bring cooler temps and much more rain.

More Pine Creek Fire videos:

Something Wicked Anthology

It looks like pre-orders are up for the Something Wicked Best Of Anthology, which includes my short story “The Watcher in the Corner”. As always, the artwork is exceptional:

On another note, I continue to focus on the novels, with two about ready to head to my agent this week. Whew! The feedback from my trusted readers has been quite good, so no more point in delaying.

And my western trip plans look like they’ll be delayed thanks to huge wildfires in Idaho. The region is very smoky.

Displaced friendships

What makes us “move on”? I’ve often pondered that.

You have your usual answers, things like a decrease in common interests, goals, and desires.

When I was in my twenties I hung out with a completely different crowd than I do now. It’s not that I didn’t like them, I loved those people. But I moved on. They had become interested in certain activities that I really wanted little to do with, and you had this gradual separation. But when I think about them, I feel nothing but fondness and warmth.

I hope the feeling is mutual.

There’s a line from a brilliant Pink Floyd song that makes me think of these old friends who I’ve fallen out of contact with. David Gilmour was never known for his lyrics, but he pulled it off on the song “Poles Apart”.

Back in 1994, I had an apartment with a friend in Mesa Arizona. Pink Floyd’s The Division Bell had come out, and the band even flew a psychedelic air blimp across the town. Talk about surreal. I remember us drinking Jack Daniels and listening to Gilmour’s oceanic guitar solo. We were 20, had our own place, and were kings of the world! And the Division Bell was our soundtrack for those few months.

But it doesn’t just end there. It goes back to college, to high school, to junior high, to elementary school. And Mr. Gilmour says it better than I ever could:

I thought of you, and the years and all the sadness fell away from me.

Pink Floyd – Poles Apart

I don’t think any of us could’ve predicted where we’d be now. But does it matter? After all, it was always the journey that mattered, not the destination.

We know that now, don’t we?

So to my former fellow classmates and trapper keeper fashionistas, to those from Indian Prairie in what used to be a freaking cornfield in Aurora, to you who hailed from Madison Junior high and beyond…this post is dedicated to you. And so is my story “Storm Fronts” in the upcoming Old, Weird South Anthology.

Hey you, did you ever realize what you’d become?

We are halfway.

Seattle, Missoula, Minneapolis, Billings, Portland

Yes, naming cities is fun. But these particular cities are ones I’ll be visiting during the month of September, on a long drive from Chicago.

I live for road trips.

But part of this is a business trip, which involves documenting certain features of places like Olympic National Park, Wind Cave National Park, and Grand Teton National Park. Oh, and I’m also going to take a gander at places near the beach. Yeah, the Chicago weather may finally be getting to me, this living and dying by air conditioners and heaters. Plus, well, the scenery. It doesn’t exist here. You have to drive five hours to reach any kind of countryside (as defined by a roadless area of a thousand acres or more) or a national forest, and even then the topography is decidedly…flat.

Chicago is a wonderful place for art, schools, museums, sports, and culture. And the people are amazing. I truly love the area. But it lacks a big one for me – nature. No national parks. No national forests. So every year I have to take a pilgrimage of sorts.

The woods and mountains are my “church”, always have been. So I’m testing the waters a bit, just for kicks.

A pic from the National Bison Range (Montana):

So…what the hell was a wild grouse doing on top of my car? Good question. I’d stopped to admire the view a the top of the range, and this grouse decided to hang out on my car. It let me get close, and even touch it. Crazy. We sat there for about twenty minutes, watching the view and listening to the hoppers singing and the wind in the pines. And then a clattering diesel pickup approached from the rear, and the grouse immediately flew away.

Needless to say, this was the strangest “scenery watching partner” I’d ever had. Such a cool bird.